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I just got back from the tropics, and after a blissful week of pure friendage, im packing my bags, soon to be off again. This time my destination lies in California, so dont worry. But it is well beyond the contact zone. Which reminds me, FUCK, i need one of those complicated new disposable film cameras.
http://www.amtmarketing.com/itemthumb/disposable-camera-118.jpg

Movies that I absolutely love that happen to be out right now: Wall - E, The Dark Knight, Iron Man.
Movies that are okay: Wanted, Indiana Jones, Mongol.
Movies that YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER SEE UNDER PAIN OF DEATH: Beverly Hills Chiuaua, and Space Chimps.
I havent seen the latter two, goodness no, but its more of a boycott. Those people dont deserve a single dollar for the dry, paperlike, candy covered shit quality creativity they put into that stuff just to get an average youth to chuckle over a joke about gas, or manhood. I mean fuck, you should watch a movie that makes you think...like Minority Report, Rushmore, or better, History Boys.

http://www.facets.org/images/rushmore.jpg   http://www.sfsoc.com/images/movies/minorityreport.jpg   http://www.boomerangshop.com/dvdcover/ImageWeb2/HistoryBoysThez3_f.jpg

As most of you know, as of Wednesday last week I am oficially not a carrier of the Tuberculosis Disease. I got a test (and a painful one...) and I came off Scott Free. (How on earth did that saying get started?) "Marilyn, are you and Scott having relationship difficulty?" "I dumped that sorry bastard! Im Scott Free!"......or is it Scotch Free? because that would recquire a completey different scenario. "So Doug, I heard youre sober now..."
Tuberculosis, the main cause of depopulation in Europe around the Rennaiscance era. Yknow, the Red Death. I hear that now they have this little vaccine they give you that cures it within the hour. Someday, we might be able to look back and say that about cancer. However, if our generations keep degenerating into dumber and dumber people, as it appears, then we may never live to see that day. I say fuck the cure for cancer, lets get started on the Moron Prevention Injection. MPI. Or we could just be like Asians and keep our kids from going out and smoking weed until they finish their Trigg homework, and get over 100% marks in every class. Not that Asians smoke weed, I meant that more as a generic term of what kids will go out and do these days. Can you immagine an Asian Pot Addict??!?
 

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/police/reports/reports2007/images/012507missingman.jpg  + http://www.johnnymarijuanaseed.com/images/potleaf3.gif =            http://tomroeser.com/blog/img/f22216/question_mark.jpg


We could have an epidemic on our hands, people.



My favorite song currently is "Filip" by Muse. Muse is such an incredible band, you will not believe. Back in Costa Rica, a lady who we lived in a hotel with asked if Queen was my favorite band, because I was wearing a Tee and they happened to be her fav. I said that they used to, but right then I was more into the Smashing Pumpkins and Muse. She was like "Ive never heard of Muse before." My jaw dropped. "No shit?" She shakes her head. And she was American too. Jesus, I need to get people educated.
No, Starlight is not their only song. Knights of Cydonia only has like twenty words in it. They have an entire two disk cd set of experimental songs. No, there arent ten guys in their band. Only three. Impossible? Yes. Are they from another planet? Probably.
Or maybe their all just Asian Potheads in disguise. O_O

http://www.galeon.com/allmusic/caratulas/m/muse_-_showbiz-front.jpg


Today I went to the mall with my best friends, Taz, Luchismo, Lyssa Bliss, and Yenny. Dont forget me. I got there a half hour late (fashionably) :D and they had already started placing livestock around the mall. Plastic cows and pigs from Target. It was a blast. We asked the people at Tourneau if they knew the time, and talked to a guy from Rosetta Stone about the languages he included. Finnish? Nope. Braille? No. Jibberish? Anyone can speak that, you dont need a computer program. Howabout Latin? Yes!! Wow, and we couldve heard a sample too. Howabout that language that speaks in clicks? You mean that African Dialect? Yeah. Sorry, we dont carry that. The guy was a very good sport about all of it too.
:D
We went to the food court and Alyssa and I raced. I also got a Jimmy Carter Smoothie.

http://transition2008.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/jimmy_carter_wikipedia.jpg

Too much peanut butter. :P

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sexypikachu
Jul. 22nd, 2008 08:46 am (UTC)
YAY!!!!!!!!!! =D
(Anonymous)
Sep. 28th, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC)
a lot of asians go out and smoke weed....
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