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Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
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                                                                           HOW DID THEY DO THAT??!?! 

What Amelia Means
A is for Alert

M is for Moral

E is for Explosive

L is for Loud

I is for Intelligent

A is for Astounding

Your Daddy Is Darth Vader
What You Call Him: Daddy Dearest

Why You Love Him: He takes You to Disneyland


50 Non Sequiters

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
In 7/11, robbing it for Red Vines.
2. Who are you in love with?
Ummm...Lots of people, i guess....
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Fuck yes! And i loved every bite of its delicious Turquoise goodness.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Umm...quick check...ah...no.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Weeks! No one asks me out anymore! =(
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes. On my hands. *wiggles fingers*
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
Hell, I dont even have a car worth THREE dollars!
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Back when I still had my right hand safely attached to my body.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Um, nooo. I dont have a single friend/ boyfriend/ fuck buddy who'd do that with me, let alone be seen in public with me.
10. Are you hot?
Its California in Spring, everyones hot.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coffeeee!!! coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeeCOFFEE!
12. What are you wearing right now?
What would you do if i said nothing?
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
We let those nice young girls in the bathing suits do it. =D
14. Last food that you ate?
I colored an apple onto a sheet of paper and then ate it. .. Not good.
15. Where were you last week at this time?
In the Arctic, Suing the Polar Bears for Global Warming.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
What would you say if I said that I own no clothing?
17. When is the last time you ran?
Yesterday, you asshole! Is, like, Ms. Martinet in there with you or something?
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
The superbowl.
19. What is your favorite animal?
The Blue-Footed Boobie!!!
20. Your dream vacation?
21. Last person's house you were in?
Joe's! His mom had fun too.
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
I brokes my arm, and left it broken for a few days before it gott set. Yeah...owch.
23. Have you been in love?
If I said no, I would be lying.
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
No. I miss no one. No one at all.
25. Last play you saw?
1000 Cranes, by my School. "Worst play ever" says Comic Book Guy.
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
27. What are your plans for tonight?
Maybe some dinner, a movie, maybe a little...you just want me to say something dirty, dont you??! XD
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
Nobody. I dont have 1, SUCKER!!
29. Next trip you are going to take?
Mm. Costa Rica with Ms. Way.
30. Ever go to camp?
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
32. What do you want to know about the future?
Will there be finglongers?
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Only the finest kind. Made out of people that smell good!
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
35. Where is your best friend?
36. How is your best friend?
37. Do you have a tan?
Ive got the goth tan! mmm-mmm!
38. What are you listening to right now?
The music in my head!!!
39. Do you collect anything?
Yeah, sure! I got buttons, caps, feathers, clips of hair, paper shreds, chewed gum, fingernails, teeth...
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Rita Skeeter.
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
When I was driving under the influence of SEXY!
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
No, but ive drunk juice from a digeridoo!
43. What does your last text message say?
Hey Amlia. It Sonya. Hi.
44. Do you like hot sauce?
I put fucking hot sauce...on my fucking hot sauce.
45. Last time you took a shower?
The last time i got dirty!! And I NEVER get dirty!! *odd laughing*
46. Do you need to do laundry?
*looks slowly behind* *exaggerated suprise* Oh, lordy...
47. What is your heritage?
Im caucasian, but my family originally comes from Siberia and Australia.
48. Are you someone's best friend?
I sure hope so.
49. Are you rich?
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?


We are not individual beautiful snowflakes, we are the same rotting organic material everyone else is.

Nurse, Nurse!! Im losing my Patients!!

Ive been feeling real down lately. i feel like all the people i love are somehow just terribly wrong. Im getting ticked off by the smallest things, and remain ticked off long afterwards. Today all i could think about was going home and fucking myself over...i wanted to get real wet and jam a fork tongs-first into the wall socket.
If this is PMS, then DUDE im SO getting a fucking sex-change.

Writer's Block: Love Is...

Who or what do you really love?
 People: I love all of my friends, and (Sometimes) my family. You whom i love will never KNOW how much you mean 2 me! If it werent for you guys, i would be on the brink of death. (Or id probs just hv other friends. XD lol)
Things: I....LOVE....GHANDI ! (The gecko) and FAT FREE FRUIT SORBET!!!! AND GAY PEOPLE!!! WOOOO!

Chips, Munchies!!! mmmm!

Ive finally decided id post some poetry, BITCHES!!!!! i want FEEDBK, all u mothers!
The 1st one has no title, so ill just choose one from my list.

"Mayday, Mayday! (We've Eaten the Pilot)"
By me.

Tell me that my eyes are closed.

My dreams have become the rulers of my conscious

We’ve missed our chance to change our fate

That lethal second’s passed a million times

Now folded neatly under the bridge

Like common clothes; Fabric of time.


I wish I’d listened to my parents.

Wish they told me what was wrong.

This life is suicidal,

With a certain intuition

That sends shudders through our spines,

And hotwires our hearts to the edge of the seat.


Joined at the hip, and hardly looking,

We find this pit that is our misery;

I notice at once what went so wrong so long ago,

I had my heart at first, but now I don’t.

Borrowed, sure. But not returned.

So slow and sure worked the hands of my murderer,

That I loved every second of my death.


Feeling nothing but the scalpel,

Under the heat of a burning light bulb,

Our damaged bodies can corrode comfortably

Once laid under a quilt of mottled earth

With a breath of words that say

“Open wide, ‘cause this will hurt”.


Are my eyes closed yet?

This sinking feeling hits the bottom

Hits the drain and slips below

And very soon, I cry and wonder

Where the hell the punch line is

Because this isn’t funny anymore.

That one wasnt all that good. I like this one better;
This one doesnt have a title either, so back to the list;

"To Ressurect a Mockingbird"?
That works.
By me.

This night I have a death to save.

Ill dig up every single body

Until I reach your grave.


Even if I kiss the ground

My rose will never grow.

Being knee-deep in your address

I stand before your stone.

Digging for treasure,

Salvaging pleasure,

Making a fiend.


If you wont live,

Ill force you to.

If you wont live…



I swear that If you cannot stand

Ill always fall for you.

My mind is starving,

I cant think,

Of any other thing to do.


Such a pretty face,

Such a pretty voice,

Such a shame that



The bitter cold that cuts my lips

Adds flavour to our every kiss.


I’ll become a serial killer

Just to hear your voice say my name again.


Strewn upon the floor

And sewn up blindly accurate

Your rotting flesh that I adore

Tonight we change the ways of fate

Why do you look so fine,

My gorgeously bent line?


I wear my sunglasses through the dark of light

I’ll hand you all your organs,

And you can give me sight.

We’re going faster than their god permits

Let’s just hope that all of their skin




When i gro upp...

Like the lady says, if youre in a humored mood you should always wear a pair of these when merging into traffic: 
On a different note, i went to like...someplace like 3rd street & Promenade today, and it was pretty cool. I was like 'Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, im so living here!' I saw my future house. It was like one story tall, and was made solidly out of wood paneling. There were chunks missing near the roof; you could see DARK.
It was dusty, decrepid and old. It had graffiti and other shit around the front of it.
The plants outside were dead.
It was practically as haunted as you could get, if you live next to a sunny california stretch of highway, palm, and beach. 
I saw dogs too. There was this big...Bulldoggy thing, and he looked really mean and his tung was all stickin out. I went in and gave it a pat and it rolled over and let me rub him. He crawled into my lap and we were in love. Then i had to go. 
We went into this store that sold old toys and whutnot, so i was having a ball looking at glowinthedark Ouija boards and purses shaped like watering cans. They had old rusty toys from like the 30z!!! Omg.
Today, i was wearing cat ears, neon tights, mighty mouse boxers, and a fake arm-sleeve-tattoo. (Hey, it fooled Axel.)
That was down right sweet, because i was hauling in compliments by the bail. 
When we were driving home, I watched the "Grace Kelley" music video on ze ipod. Its my swag, i got it free on a podcast.
 <----- Thats him, Mika.
I wanted to fucking MARRY this man after watching the video!! Hes so energetic and fun.
Anywho, I started off hating him the first time i heard this song, like, months ago. I thought he sounded like a gay Freddie impersonator. I guess hearing Jenny say that he was good made me actually take four mins out of my life to watch his vid. I dont regret it at all. I thank her. =Q
What else. Hmmmm.

Writer's Block: It's Hard to Describe

What is one thing you struggle to describe?
 Towels!!! Theyre like....theyre like.....um.....ah...

Writer's Block: *blushes*

What is the most common compliment you receive?
 That i have sexcy eyes or soft hair. Thats about it.
Like...This is basically the set up:
*random person accidentally brushes past me*
Dude, youve got some soft hair!!
Or i look at someone and its like
"@$^(%#$ youve got crazy eyes, man!"

Hey, Megalomaniac!!! **(Ur no Jeezus)**

 Hey. Havent logged on in a while. Craxy circumstances here.
Honestly dont know wut 2 write about.
*takes a spin in office chair*
Um....Okay, just about a half hour ago, i finished watching that new Pixar movie. Ratatouille?
Yeah. It was pretty great.
Other than that, i bought my whatsitcalled.... Matchmaker test today. At shcool.
Ethan Renner is my top 1 match. *shudder*
After he broke up with 'Manda....Heather....and Brianna....Gawd, hes a lady-eater. And hes annoying as HECK!
Just today he spit at me! ew. I think he and Tyler should...yknow..."Hook Up" as us French like to say. They already pretend like theyre married.
I feel ripped off, you know. Honestly speaking. I paid 2...count it, TWO, dollars for that sheet of shite. (no pun intended.) I OBVIOUSLY didnt fill out my birthday the right way. Half the page is BLANK. 
Anywhoz....gah....SEAOs out the butt this week! I have to finish 170 pgs of Harry Potter 4 by...oh god...TOMORROW??!?
ugh....its ten now. Cant read. Maybe ill just...erm...Pretend, right?
So thats it, bare detail form.
OHOHOH!!! I almost forgot. Mom says shes gonna take me to an MCR + other bands concerta in APRIL because she has to write an article about it!!! HOW Gr8 is THAT?
Omg, its 2 good 2 b true, its not gonna happen.
If it does... then...OMG.



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